I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.
by funny old guy March 12, 2011
Get the swallow the pineapplemug. where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack
by big criss February 22, 2009
Get the swallowing the washingmug. Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.
Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".
Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".
by Pins0444 December 16, 2013
Get the swallow the applemug. 
Swallows and Amazons.....
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
by Big Poppa & the Unicorn May 9, 2024
Get the Swallows and Amazonsmug. by Twurzy July 7, 2018
Get the Bumpy Swallowmug. by Nger3333 November 5, 2020
Get the hefty swallowmug.