long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019

straw therapy

Suck it up

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy

by Fat kisser February 25, 2020

Straw Girl Summer

It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.

Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.

by Straw Girl Summer July 6, 2020

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

Car straw

A reusable straw kept in one's car for emergencies to be used by anyone who needs it

McDonald's forgot to give me a straw – no worries I'll just grab the car straw!

by Beach1234 April 19, 2018

straw britney

its actually strawberry, but autocorrecting fuckin ur shit up

Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries

by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017

dirty straw

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.

We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.

by 89anderson June 10, 2017