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Stoner cuck 

A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.
Person 1: ‘I’m just smoking to forget mannnn’
Person 2: ‘Jeez mate you’re such a stoner cuck
Stoner cuck by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

stoner hibernation 

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC
John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

Johnson Stones 

Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)
Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!
Johnson Stones by ZachJack September 7, 2009

Bit of stones 

Go to the Bit of Stones in Assassin's Creed Ragnarok for Max XP
Person 1: "Bro, I just saw JorRaptor's video on the Bit of Stones."
Person 2: "And let's gao"
Bit of stones by AssassinSofus January 12, 2020

stiletto stoner 

fairly young women (who can afford stilettos in the first place) with reputable jobs and families who smoke weed
an example of a stiletto stoner would be 25 year old lawyer confesses to smokeing a joint in her bubble bath after a long day of work.

stonerism 

n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.
him: And then ozone was all, y'know--
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.