Booty Squirts

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea

Dude I drank so much last night this morning I got the booty squirts

by Redneck Down July 25, 2013

worth the squirt

in reference to a female (or male) who looks good enough to ejaculate in, on or around.

rob: hey dude, you see that girl? she is welllll fittttt!
pete: o yeee man, she is soooooo worth the squirt!

by georgeadam April 30, 2012

bum squirt

Bum squirt is any kind of liquid that comes from a bum

The bum squirt that was leaking from the bum is nothing you want to drink

by The saint James chk June 8, 2016

gay squirt

After being ass raped by numerous men, the taker then squirts the semen out.

Example: Did you see the load Sburch "gay squirted"?

Hey, did you see the "gay squirt" Sburch shot out after that jam season?

by Bruthy March 29, 2015

No Squirt September

The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females

"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."

by BleachFilledBurger November 6, 2019

squirt the turtle

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

by Gianluca M November 2, 2017

Mexican squirt

The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.

Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.

by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015