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slurp shaft

When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
by Pork master W July 13, 2021
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Nerd Slurp

When someone gets overly excited and salivates more than normal and slurps
Leonard nerd slurped while talking about world of Warcraft.
by NotZach94 February 20, 2021
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Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.
I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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Slurping booty juice

Not the same as sucking ass and should never be don’t right after sucking ass.
Beta whore: I’m done sucking ass, now is my chance to slurp booty juice *dies*

Alpha pimp: I am saving slurping booty juice for a special occasion and will only commit to it once I have properly prepared and assessed the situation at hand *lives happy life*
by Monkeywitdrip November 30, 2020
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Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.
by omiftw August 7, 2010
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Slurp slurps

Donald got punched in his slurp slurps bc he loves six rings Jordans
by Jessethatrackstar July 21, 2022
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slurping the skunk

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk
by Cooder October 1, 2017
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