competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.

Competitive sitting is awesome!

by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011

sit on me

great quote from Seat to Stardom episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Rocko becomes an underwear model.

Talking Chair: Hey! Sit on me! Sit on me!

by Ruc July 20, 2007

face sitting

When a guy spends time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian used to hang out with us all the time. But now he is always face sitting.

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

SIT MFC

short form for "stop immigrating to my fukin country"

look at canada ull see y

by M$@# May 2, 2005

Sitting pretty

looking fly in a any place...

see me in ya city sitting pretty no im shining dawg

by DuCati September 24, 2006

Sit on this DICK

Sit on this DICK is a sexual meaning used for asking for a lap dance.

Yo hey Kelly would you sit on this DICK.

by That_One_Potato March 10, 2018

baby sitting

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act

A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting

by tymer April 30, 2006