sideways party

A euphemism for sex.

“We had this awesome sideways party in her bed, if you know what I mean 😏”

by Dxsleyia August 17, 2021

Sideways Federer

A move playing tennis, even though it sounds dirty.

Dude, don't try to do a sideways federer; it's too hard.

by cbtennis98 April 27, 2013

Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.

by MooseBalls July 02, 2021