Swing me your shape

It basically means "give me your credit card" , it's used so police won't notice criminal activities

Hey yo boss , "swing me your shape" right now, or else

by Patri The Blasphemous April 1, 2021

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Making shapes

Making shapes is when your cutting yourself and your making different shapes/letters

How do yall be Making shapes and shit........ lmao

Oh you just angle it like this !

by heehee<333 August 14, 2022

Shape

A geometrical formation with lines and edges (usually).

I am drawing a shape because I like to poop.

by Cool74+a August 20, 2022

P-Shaped body

Someone who has big boobs.

can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)

“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”

by Anon.23 :) September 11, 2022

Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!

Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.

by poopoojones November 17, 2022

tasting shapes

You’re so high

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes

by Corc4 November 17, 2022