This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
by Tustin May 11, 2011
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I didn't have any jimmy caps so I had to resort to some Vatican roulette with Sarah last night at the party. Let's hope I didn't knock her up.
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When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout
"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"
The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!
Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!
"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"
The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!
Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!
Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?
Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!
(Taxis come flooding back to the office)
Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!
Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!
(Taxis come flooding back to the office)
Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!
by Coxworth August 22, 2010
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Twitter's playing location roulette with me. I just tweeted in Glasgow but twitter says I'm in Florida. WTF?
by benji-kazoo October 5, 2010
Get the location roulette mug.A place for girls to attempt to raise their self-estime by "encouraging" young gentlemen.
A place for young gentlemen to "encourage" themselves as they normally would - while looking into the eyes of other bored, scared and worried young gentlemen.
www.whatischatroulette.com poses the question relating to the future of Chatroulette:
It depends what you think the internet is. Is the internet the most liberating occurrence since the steam engine, allowing all knowledge to be available at all times to all people (sometimes on an equal footing as well!)? Or is it the soiled spunk-pot of lonely young men who have failed to get a girl on the internet to take her clothes off?
A place for young gentlemen to "encourage" themselves as they normally would - while looking into the eyes of other bored, scared and worried young gentlemen.
www.whatischatroulette.com poses the question relating to the future of Chatroulette:
It depends what you think the internet is. Is the internet the most liberating occurrence since the steam engine, allowing all knowledge to be available at all times to all people (sometimes on an equal footing as well!)? Or is it the soiled spunk-pot of lonely young men who have failed to get a girl on the internet to take her clothes off?
by ChatrouletteRC April 11, 2010
Get the Chat roulette mug.Rocklen’s are loving and caring individuals with a tendency to put the needs of others before those of themselves. Rocklen’s are responsible and trustworthy with a high regard for justice and honesty. Duty will follow them all their life and sometimes feel a little too much of a burden for them. The creative talents of a Rocklen are sometimes left undeveloped or suppressed as a result of their tendency to sacrifice their time and pleasure. You have a wisdom beyond your years. Even as a child, your understanding of life was considerable, though it likely went unrecognized by others. Rocklen’s are born peacemakers. They are driven by a desire to settle conflicts and create harmony. Rocklen’s are healers and a visionaries. They long to make the world a better place, and cannot rest until they have dedicated their life to some worthwhile cause.
Person 1: That guy looks really focused on the sky
Person 2: where? Which guy?
Person 1: over on that hill
Person 2: oh don’t mind him that’s just a Rocklen
Person 2: where? Which guy?
Person 1: over on that hill
Person 2: oh don’t mind him that’s just a Rocklen
by Anerd November 22, 2021
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GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."
Later-
Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."
Later-
Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."
by ImperialCody May 21, 2010
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