Rim jobs

Licking assholes

I hate Metroid Prime I also like to give rim jobs.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

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Get the Rim jobsmug.

Combat Rim

n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.

-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"

-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"

*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*

-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"

-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*

by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013

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Get the Combat Rimmug.

rim pirate

someone who enjoys rimming anus so much that he even does it sometimes without permission.

John is such a rim pirate, he wouldn't stop eating my asshole even after I told him not to.

by Percybspencer July 25, 2020

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Get the rim piratemug.

Rim Jiley

A sex act involving the drummer of the acclaimed country band "Rascal Flatts", Jim Riley, where a person licks Jim Riley's tasty asshole while he performs some of the greatest music of the early 2000's.

Friend 1: "I had a backstage pass to the Rascal Flatts concert, and I got to Rim Jiley Jim Riley!"
Friend 2: "Wow, Life really Is a Highway!"

by Fmwhiskers June 30, 2019

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