by Anonymous October 30, 2003
Get the Rim jobsmug. "Oh man, did you see SU Dave? Looks like he took a hard crustacean rimming. His crabhole didn't look good."
by Norm Coleman February 19, 2009
Get the crustacean rimmug. Guy 1: hey man, I heard you hooked up with Stacy, is she a freak?
Guy 2: oh yeah, she went all disgusting on my ass and oak rimmed me.
Guy 2: oh yeah, she went all disgusting on my ass and oak rimmed me.
by DrCowmoon September 18, 2016
Get the oak rimmug. A devious sexual act, usually performed after ingesting large doses of magic mushrooms and exposing buttholes. It involves fingers, cocks and tongues. Unfortunately it can only be experienced in the city of Pai. You must see for yourself…
by smechelmonster December 19, 2021
Get the Rim Paimug. n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"
-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"
*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*
-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"
-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"
*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*
-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"
-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013
Get the Combat Rimmug. A sex act involving the drummer of the acclaimed country band "Rascal Flatts", Jim Riley, where a person licks Jim Riley's tasty asshole while he performs some of the greatest music of the early 2000's.
Friend 1: "I had a backstage pass to the Rascal Flatts concert, and I got to Rim Jiley Jim Riley!"
Friend 2: "Wow, Life really Is a Highway!"
Friend 2: "Wow, Life really Is a Highway!"
by Fmwhiskers June 30, 2019
Get the Rim Jileymug. by Percybspencer July 25, 2020
Get the rim piratemug.