facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

reality

Reality is what you make of it.

"Reality is what you make of it" - Bender, Futurama.

by Bluestone April 6, 2005

Realityphobic

People who are so afraid of reality, they'll shout, "Fake News", at legitimate facts. All so they can stay in the imagined wonderland they think they live in. A perfect example is the MAGA crowd. So convinced Trump is their Lord and Saviour, they refuse to accept the mountains of evidence that prove what a selfish and greedy fuckwit he truly is.

What's that? You don't want to wear a mask, because science is BS and Trump said so? You realityphobic moron.

by Spunktastic JismMonkey March 31, 2021

Repl.it

Basically Reddit for programmers.

Person 1: Hey, what programming site do you use
Person 2: Oh, I use Repl.it because It's basically reddit AND programming.

by An Astronomer December 7, 2020

reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004

reliterally

Comes from "real" and "literally." Invented to compensate for the dramatic over- and mis-usage of the word "literally." What people now say as literal will usually not actually be literal, so the word "reliteral," or "reliterally," was invented to actually mean literally, and present no confusion as to whether the statement is actually literal or not.

"I swear, I literally have like four million cats." (misuse of "literally")
"I reliterally have seven cats. I can name them if you want me to." (correct!)

"Oh my god, I will like, literally have ADD if you don't stop talking." (misuse)
"I reliterally have ADD, I just found out from the doctor today." (correct!)

by coleProtocol January 16, 2006

Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004