Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.

Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.

by Sirender August 17, 2011

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 11, 2008

Slow down their speed racer

1. someone who says something they should not be saying

2. someone over exaggerating on something small

Angelos: wow! brandon your girlfriend is fucking hot

Andrew: slow down their speed racer

by racerspeed August 11, 2010

Downhill Racer

Sex act involving a person wanking two men simultaneously.

She gave Steve and Alec a downhill racer in the bathroom last week

by Jodiju April 6, 2011

Rager

People who are easily provoked and for no reason hostile to anyone. They usually attempt to provoke people by insulting people without knowing nothing of their victim. Ragers are commonly found on the internet and online games, for they have no life in the real world so they must retreat to their virtual world.

Online gamer "Yay, I killed someone"

Rager "Get a life you F**king noob"

Online gamer "Huh? I'm just enjoying the game you should too :)"

Rager "Your mom"

by Sushi Warrior January 22, 2011

pig raper

One who forces a pig to fuckn fuck him or her because they are fucking perverts or just an insult instead of saying pig fucker or donkey raping , ass licking , uncle fucker .

Terrance your an ass licking , donkey raping , dick licking , pig fucker . AH AH AHA !!

by paul k. July 6, 2004

cum raker

Noun. A man who collects semen for use on sandwitches and small biscuits to be consumed at cocktail parties.

"Hey John, that cum raker just stole my cum!! He ran of carrying a small box of rivita!"

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007