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Urban Rooster

It's the sound of the people in the street beginning two to three hours before the sun rises. It usually starts with random shouting (male drunks) and yelling/screaming (hookers) once they realize the bars have closed and they are caught off-guard being outside in the middle of the street. The 2nd phase is when cabbies screech to a halt and yell obscenities at the aforementioned city dwellers as they wobble in and out of traffic. Phase 3 continues to amp-up the street noise when the 'industrious' homeless begin collecting their cans and bottles from the trash strewn about. (Why the hell do they clink the bottles…don’t they know people are trying to sleep?) Phase 4 picks-up from there when the 'passed-out homeless' wake up and get agitated at everyone previously mentioned, and start yelling & slurring, but making no sense due to their grogginess. The final phase crescendos with police and fire sirens & horns responding to the circus that is taking place 100 feet from your home/condo/apartment. You are now fully awake.
Jim, whay are you so tired? Jim: I barely slept last night, thanks to the Urban Roosters starting up around 3 in the morning!
by Steve 6-15 March 16, 2009
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Romanian Rooster

While having sex in the doggie style position, on the pull out position you bang your head on the back of your partner, making the motion of a rooster pecking at corn.
Colton if you don't shut up i'm gonna romanian rooster your ass.
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
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grease rooster

When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.
Ew, he needs to have a shower, look at that grease rooster happening on the back of his head!
by fictionisnttrue April 17, 2008
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Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.
Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".
by Enigmanate November 25, 2015
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angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)
I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.
by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006
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Texas Rooster

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
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The Rooster

A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.
"Damn look at Bob doing the rooster"
by Oakes College! February 3, 2007
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