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Protestable

Protestable means something that is worthy of a protest
What!!! McDonald’s shake machine is broken again! That is definitely something that is protestable.
by The original Queen Bee February 25, 2019
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protestilence

Useless events held in spite of grave, deadly, worldly Pandemics and Pestilence spreading human ignoramuses who are selfish, juvenile mindset attention seeking creatures who either want everything FREE or want to MAGA.
Dude, my Mom won't let me go to the rally to MAGA, or to the other rally either, so how can I be an effective bioterrorist through PROTESTILENCE if I'm grounded at home?

"Man, you're 35, and you still get grounded by your Mom?"
by FlyGirl1 June 16, 2020
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Trojan Protestor

A person who pretends to represent a cause that they really oppose. generally with the goal of making the opposing group look stupid.
An individual admits they were bribed into pretending to represent a cause as a Trojan Protestor.
by UnspecifiedHuman September 28, 2023
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protecticon

The use of a textual emoticon as a magical ASCII amulet you append to any offensive saying. Doing so protects you from the flaming arrows of the evil one.
John, you are such an f'n moron, why the hell don't you get a life and learn how to use protecticons? ;)
by jwkichline October 20, 2008
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protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.
Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.
by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010
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protes mcgoats

The act of ingesting protein prior to getting swole as phuck.
Hey brah, did you crush that protes mcgoats before shredding that pussy?
by Icanhaz1more October 25, 2011
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protisticness

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner
1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.
by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016
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