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Facebook prostitution

Facebook Prostitution is the practice of posting on Facebook in exchange of or expecting for Likes from other Facebook users and fan pages.
Dude #1 He's on Facebook all day and keep posting his shit just to get a few Likes from his friends...
Dude #2 That's just Facebook prostitution, dude!

positute 

when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".
positute by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011

presstitute 

Either an individual reporter or news broadcaster, or a media news group, who reports to be unbiased, but is in fact tailoring their news to suite someone's goal (usually corporations or big business political affiliates).
The media is being accused of being a presstitute by many internet sites for downplaying Ron Paul as a GOP candidate in the 2012 elections.
presstitute by Gilgamesh1000 March 13, 2012

Prostiture 

Word resulting from accidentally hitting the r key instead of the t key when typing Prostitute.
I can'r rype Prostiture because I'm a srupid prick.

profstitute 

A person (usually female) who consistently chooses profile pictures on social media in which they are wearing little clothing to attract attention to themselves, and gain maximum "likes." Essentially selling themselves out for online attention.
"Yo bro did you see Jessica's new bikini prof pic? She got 450 likes!"
"Yeah cuz shes such a profstitute doe."
profstitute by Skilliam Shakespeare February 28, 2014

Legalized prostitution 

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."