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protestimate

When you intentionally provide an inflated estimate for a task because you really don't want to do it and you're hoping it will be a non-starter due to it's perceived size/cost/duration.
The software engineer provided an 18-month protestimate to product management for the new architecture that would've replaced much of his previous work.
by Spicy B November 6, 2017
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018
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Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"
Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me
by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018
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Protestant surrealism

Democracy as emergent from an aesthetic critique of Protestantism. Democracy as a Catholic critique of Protestantism.
Protestant surrealism assumes that democracy is Christianity criticizing itself.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019
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process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.
Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.
by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019
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Protestor/police state

A country protestors and police are trying to take control of from everyone that is not a protestor or a cop. Not much different than the way medical workers, scientists, and government officials have tried to take control of it from the people who elected them (scientists and medical workers dont get elected) by convincing everyone who's not a medical worker, scientist, or government official that they're all heroes.
The country will become a protestor/police state without a fight.
by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020
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