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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024
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Polyamory

A practice promoted by weak-willed cuckolds and woketards in which one person has two or more romantic partners while the first significant other is "totally" fine with it. (To be honest, I cannot imagine the amount of Copium needed to tolerate this deviant practice in the first place. So disgusting.)

Its advocates say it makes a person happier as it allows him/her to share love with everyone he/she likes, and also because "love is love is love" and all of that. These idiots fail to realize one thing: a romantic relationship is no friendship.

No offense, but only the insane promote this deviance. Love like an eagle, and not like a dog.
Jeffrey: How's your relationship with that uterus bearer, Ro?
Romeo: *Rolls his eyes* All is fine. Nothing special.
Jeffrey: Based on how you speak about that cis woman, I think you should try polyamory.
Romeo: Polyamory? Is it just like polygamy?
Jeffrey: Yes, but it's better bcoz it doesn't involve that nonsense called marriage. With that good look of yours, I'm sure many cis and trans women will eat you whole.
Romeo: What..? No. Mio Dio, what is wrong with you?
Jeffrey: Having only one partner is not enough for a human being, Ro. It makes your life so fucking boring, you know?!
Romeo: How dare you say that in front of me...
Jeffrey: Like Giulietta's a boring woman anyway! You did a mistake for having only her for a partner, you cis white man!
Romeo: Shut up you miserable creep! *Punches Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: HOW DARE YOU!!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! *Microagression* HEKDJWKSGDHEBWHSJ!!!?!!!?
Romeo: You're no woman. *Knocks out Jeffrey with one punch* That's what you get for insulting my wife. *Spits onto Jeffrey's face* Idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024
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poral

a very cool and pro (proffesional) person
-Look at that dude he is so poral!
by balenciagas March 6, 2024
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polyamory parlay at kmhs

eggplant (m16) and dragonfruit (f16) beef that the best ever (me) got in the middle of
first started with him blocking me, asking to be friends with me, started being weirdly sexual, i manipulated him (i apologized for it i know it was wrong), he suggested polyamory with a freshman, she dmed me, i told her, she gave me some lore like he sa'd her, i told her about his history of cheating and lies, blocked him on everything (except spam bc i forgot), we text all day, basically i apologized for manipulating him, payton told me he only used me for school answers, blocked me, unblocked me to instigate, said how i felt, she told his gma, he wants to be friends with me and i said yes bc he was a close friend, making them have closure, and idk what the convo is of that yet ill update when ready and thats the polyamory parlay at kmhs
by meowowowowowowow69 April 17, 2024
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porca puttana

Italian vulgar expression, it's meaning in english is comparable to "fuck!" (literally meaning pig bitch). It can be used for expressing extreme pain or immidiate regret/ashtonishment
"Porca puttana...mi sono dimenticato il portafogli"
by Doukutsu May 30, 2024
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polyaki

Alternative to the word "polycule", which means the set of people connected by polyamorous relationships. "Polycule" mixes a Greek prefix and a Latin suffix; "polyaki" is all Greek.
I invited everyone in my polyaki to come to the fair with Pat and me this weekend.
by Balady June 13, 2024
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