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Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit
Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.
by ABigDD July 29, 2024
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big fish small pond

A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.
"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"
by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 6, 2024
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Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”
by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024
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Jorkle Pond

A man-made body of jorkle juice filled by men with a dream to jork until they bruh.
The men gathered around the jorkle pond to help support the community.
by cockthrob May 23, 2024
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Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”
by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024
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Pond skimmer

A pond skimmer is when you let your pool go to long but it still looks good and you let your friends swim in it knowing the chemicals could possibly hurt them.
I told my friend yesterday when they wanted to swim in the pool, I said be careful you could a pond skimmer.
by SparkleKat November 30, 2025
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Dusty Pond

Little dick bitch who bailed on poker on December 20th, 2025
Hey man, wanna come play cards with the boys?
No, I think I'm gonna Dusty Pond it tonight.
by Meow999 December 12, 2025
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