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Poke Loop

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.
Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??
by Quagmire_Alright March 6, 2012
mugGet the Poke Loopmug.

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.
Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
by sillyolivia April 26, 2011
mugGet the selective pokingmug.

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,
James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.
by Dubldawg June 2, 2013
mugGet the poke-a-hostmug.

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.
Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.
by Nostarz May 27, 2016
mugGet the chocolate pokemug.

poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...
"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!
by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011
mugGet the poke marathonmug.

Poke-cybering

Cybering with someone using moves known by Pokemon, such as SWEET KISS or HARDEN. May or may not be coupled with the actual 'Pokemon' using them or by people.
"Why weren't you on Pokemon Wi-fi last night?"
"Are you kidding? All the Poke-cybering was creeping me out."
by katwhacker October 18, 2008
mugGet the Poke-cyberingmug.

some poke

When something exceeds the boundaries of being cool.
Wow look at TJ, he is some poke !
by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017
mugGet the some pokemug.

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