The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.
by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.
by achrylex November 14, 2018

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.
The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression
by Bondpua September 16, 2013

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.
Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??
by Quagmire_Alright March 6, 2012

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.
Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
by sillyolivia April 26, 2011

by /;5(768&@@ March 11, 2017

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke
Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.
Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.
by Nostarz May 27, 2016
