chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016

poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...

"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!

by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011

Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.

I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.

by achrylex November 14, 2018

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

poke addict

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.

The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression

by Bondpua September 16, 2013

Poke Loop

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.

Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??

by Quagmire_Alright March 6, 2012

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015