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British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.
Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!
by Depressed Male July 30, 2017
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Texas Pipeline

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.
by dragonpipe November 5, 2021
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native pipeline

When you take an absolute steamer of a dump in a condom and freeze it to later give to your girlfriend to absolutely blast herself with.
I gave Sarah a native pipeline last night and she will never go back to her old ways.
by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022
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Sinfest Pipeline

A pipeline in which one begins with relatively progressive views except for their dislike of transgender folks, and ends with alt-right or even fascist-esque views.

Originates from the comic artist Sinfest, who began as a trans-exclusionary radical feminist, and devolved into a neo-Nazi.
Guy 1: It feels like yesterday Sam was super progressive aside from his transphobia, but now he's so hateful!
Guy 2: Sounds like he went down the Sinfest Pipeline.
by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr February 1, 2025
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Sandusky Pipeline

Jizzing in someone's asshole then performing the Sandusky Cropduster.
Becky: "I did the Sandusky Pipeline to my boyfriend."
by BluffDiamond July 16, 2022
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Chronic Pipeline

A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.
Dude martha gave me some chronic pipeline from last night.
by candy man 6969 October 15, 2011
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