A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.
by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019
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by ohyhyh August 20, 2021
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by el jerfe December 13, 2013
A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.
Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
by OneStarGator November 06, 2017
Referring to chewing tobacco. When you go to put a good dip in, and some little peices fall on your shirt and pants. Thats the angels pinch.
by ColtenF1989 September 16, 2017
The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 16, 2017