phil connor

the most bombdiggidy bio teacher ever. often in bad moods. likes to not clean fish tanks. answers my awkward questions that amuse the rest of the class. killed fuzzy the hamster, maybe.

me - "mr. connor if semen is made with sugar then why do my friends say it tastes salty?"

phil connor - *gives weird look*

by but seckssssssss October 18, 2008

phil elvrum

to contort oneself wildly, esp. while on stage playing steel drum

also: to enjoy donuts

wow, did you see how that guy phil elvrum'd up there? i thought he was having a seizure

what a phil elvrum! i can't believe how fast he ate those donuts and then talked to us about how great they were for like, 15 minutes... that was creepy, actually

by ryukosuru April 13, 2004

Full Phil

When you get too drunk and ruin the night

Last night I went 'Full Phil'

by Hugo Gonzales July 21, 2018

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil is a complex form of conciousness that exists at the middle rim of the observable universe, although it can be used in everyday sentences. But worry not, Dr. Phil is a peaceful force, so it won't mind

Aw shit, my friend dropped a big load of Dr. Phil in the toilet

by Richiebitche March 12, 2018

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

Phil A. Buster

name of the guy who invented the filibuster

Phil A. Buster invented the filibuster in 1492

by -mojo January 29, 2021

necro-phil

A term used to describe a creepy man with a sexual attraction towards corpses, that happens to go by some sort of variant of the name Philip, such as Phil, Rapey-Phil, Philomina or Princess Philly. Not to be confused with the term Pedo-Phil which instead describes a Philip's attraction towards children. The two terms however are rarely mutually exclusive.

dude, totally saw Necro-Phil hangin at the graveyard today

by kklleeiioo May 23, 2014