A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
Get the Premature Goblins mug.Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."
by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018
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by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018
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Just one early sunny spring day and Chris seems it warm enough and foolishly leaves his coat at home - a prime case of premature de-jacketulation
by TildaSpinton May 8, 2018
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by Kamikaze.john November 22, 2018
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