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Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
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fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.
It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.
by funny fellas January 16, 2014
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stall peeking

What most Lowe's employees do at the urinals while you are using them.
A: Dude, that guy in there was looking over into my urinal.
B: So he was stall peeking? That's pretty messed up .
A: I know, man. It freaked me out.
by dabrownman July 11, 2014
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ox pecking

When a skinny lesbian is in a 69 with a fat lesbian, and the fat one stands up. The skinny one looks like she is an ox pecker eating off a buffalo.
So after a long day, I come home to find my wife ox pecking our neighbour. Boy did that buffalo run!
by croatus April 15, 2015
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Occupied Peeing

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.
I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.
by Ducit May 28, 2015
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gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
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