Pedro Ortiz

Pedro ortiz is Aubrey’s boyfriend. she’s fucking insane and will kill anyone for him. he’s also a really hot kid who sleeps a lot and never posts his gf but that’s ok ig

Pedro ortiz is the hottest guy in the world

by emo unicorn November 24, 2021

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

The Pedro

A mythical magical person who is a master of vanishing, being sick and not working

Want to pull “The Pedro” this work weekend and fly to Costa to drink with Ed

by Hung So-low January 27, 2021

Pedro

The biggest douchebag that you could ever meet. Like a chad but more mexican, and more of a beaner.

OMG, Isabella just broke up with Pedro...
OMG!!!! NOT BASED!!!

by jacraest December 10, 2019

Pedroing

To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere

Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.

*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)

Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed

*After being let down again by your mate:

Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.

by dave godfrey October 29, 2014

maelo/pedro

super gay and loves men, such as niko. sold with 69 girls and has a crush on his sister

Bro don’t be a maelo/pedro… that is so gay

by realfax_1 November 20, 2023

Pedro Salazar

The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".

Pedro Salazar is fine as fuck. I want him as my husband. His cute ass.

by Jasper Weaver April 30, 2024