An excuse one uses when they do not want to leave the comfort of their home that has likely been stocked with frozen pizzas, kleenex, and Ben and Jerry's.
by Drabmeat34 May 5, 2018
Get the Plow partnermug. When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.
I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.
My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.
I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.
My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.
I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.
by GinMouse September 25, 2019
Get the pooping partnermug. Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021
Get the Partner Blindnessmug. by YoBoyZay October 3, 2019
Get the Fall Partnermug. 
Someone, typically unattractive to you, whom you are dating or hooking up with for their personality alone.
by anon7752 September 13, 2023
Get the personality partnermug. A woman that you do not like romantically or personally, that you still date because you are physically compatible.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
Get the Female Partnermug.