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partneritis

the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.
Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"

Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."

Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."

Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."
by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010
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Pic Partner

Someone who is as horny as you, and wants to trade nudes late at night.
Oh that Alex girl is cute, maybe she should be my Pic Partner.
Austin is so fucking hot! I just want him to be my Pic Partner all night!
by PartnerOnTheRanch April 5, 2019
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Prius partner

One who doesn’t mind driving or having a Prius delivered up to 500 miles as the crow flies for a great deal on a new or used Prius.
Wow! You’re from Doylestown, Pennsylvania? How’d you make it up to Michigan?

I’m a Prius partner.
by Ohio River East November 27, 2021
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Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
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Partner

(Character is a fictional character I created)

An antisocial non human that has a tendency to make some dark jokes on the internet and can fucken stop time.
Partner’s enemy: oh, you’re just a weakling, Partner!
Partner: YOTTATATATATATATATATA
by Black Hole REE October 24, 2020
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Lodging Partner

Using and sleeping with a person with a primary purpose of a bed to stay. Also said for a slang or more political correct term for a one night stand.
Billy is in Aspen for the X-games and realizes he only has one hour to find a lodging partner before the bar closes.
by hobbittroll February 22, 2015
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poontang partner

a poontang partner is a woman's lesbian partner
Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!
by llamacat88 August 1, 2012
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