peembarrasing

When you are on the toilet and people outside can hear you pee.

When you stop peeing, cause it's to loud. But you still need to pee! Peembarrasing! Isnt it?

by constrance February 11, 2017

panem et circences

bread and circuses in Latin

the Latin phrase panem et circences can also be translated into modern American English as fast food and entertainment ( sports, the movies, bowling, the media, or computer games) rather than bread and circuses as in The Roman Empire

by Sexydimma March 15, 2017

panem et circenses

Bread and circuses in Latin

Panem et circenses can also be interpreted by the alt left liberal media in the United States to refer to fast food and entertainment as the main pillars of US culture.

by Sexydimma March 15, 2017

panem et circenses

Bread and circuses in Latin

The phrase panem et circenses can also be applied to the 'fast food and media entertainment' aspect of American culture

by Sexydimma March 16, 2017

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.

I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.

by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017

Peemen

Shortly after ejaculation, you attempt to urinate, and what comes out is a chunky, turbid mixture of pee and semen...peemen.

I had trouble taking a piss this morning, thought I had a kidney stone, but it was just peemen.

by Crusty Howard July 29, 2017

paneminism

Feeling attracted sexually to bread

My dog has paneminism and I think it's pretty weird.

by deadfoodlolkirito August 28, 2017