Leather Puke

When you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the "new car smell".

neighbor Joe: Sweet ride, man.

Bob: I know right, I just bought it.

neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?

Bob: Go ahead.

*10 seconds later*

Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!

by leather puke is nasty. October 8, 2008

Puke n Poke

When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.

"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"

"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"

by get arrested March 7, 2018

Burp n’ Puke

Alternative name for Burger King

We went to burp n’ puke last night after the game.

by JokersWild777 July 10, 2022

Shit ass puke

a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke

hand me the shit ass puke I'm cold

by Jakecameo April 24, 2021

Puke n fuck

This is when your pussy fukn a bitch doggy style and you stick your thumb in the girls asshole (hopefully with a turtle head in there) pull it out and briefly swype your thumb under her nose then jam it in her mouth. This should initiate a gag reflex and vomiting . As this happens that pussy constricts and you bust a nut

I was boning Cindy last night, couldn't get a nut so I pulled out the puke n fuck. It was a mess but she's now pregnant with my baby

by Ellery Cellery April 27, 2023

choke n puke

truck with hot food for factory workers in california

just hit return key & log off! choke n puke truck is here.
Hot cupper choke n puke eggs.
Good morning sunshine choke n puke truck is in the parking lot ima dumgard..

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

pork 'n puke

A low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet.

The whole family is going to the pork 'n puke for Thanksgiving dinner.

by Ralph Jones January 3, 2009