pre-Bantoric 

the time when there was no recorded banter being exchanged

" oh it must have been horribly pre-Bantoric!"

pre-Bantoric by downey13 November 11, 2011

Pre-Pube 

A derogatory term commonly used by the online gaming community against Pre-Pubescent males who own a microphone but have not yet had their voices broken yet.

A "Pre-Pube" will often be characterised by his squeaky voice, often considered an annoyance during online gaming.

In some rare cases, a matured woman may be confused with a "Pre-Pube" due to their contrastingly higher voices to other male players.

A: *Squeaky Voice* Hello guys! I am new to this game, will you show me how to play?
B: God, who let the Pre-Pube join this game? Piss Off!

Pre-Pube by Roger_5000 October 29, 2012

pre-heating 

The preparation of 420. Such as the loading of a bowl, rolling of a joint or blunt, or preparing whatever piece one may have. The process of preparing to get baked.

Steven: What are you doing right now?
Sarah: I am pre-heating in my car.

Steven: I'll meet you to get baked in a few.

pre-heating by Slk16 February 5, 2015

pre-menu 

The act of reviewing the menu for a restaurant or bar you're about to patron in order to help with decision making once you arrive, and to get excited about the food/drinks.

Friend: Are you excited about Chuy's tonight?
Me: Hell yeah, I already pre-menued at work during my break.

pre-menu by BH5245 December 21, 2015

pre-game numb

1-The pre-game numb is the age old tradition of psyching yourself up for a challenge/ event by wanking off just before you compete. Crucially however, in a true numb the numb-er stops immediately before ejaculation to ensure he is competing at peak motivation and alertness, and is fully psyched up

2-Would make a good band name

James: Where's Henry, the exam's about to start?
Dan: Dw he's just numbing up he'll make it
James: ah, pre-game numb, smart kid...

pre-game numb by rowbot January 23, 2017

pre-nap fap 

1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.

3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap

(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.

pre-nap fap by Bing Dang Ow March 5, 2017

pre-fart depression 

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.

Son, take your pills for your pre-fart depression

pre-fart depression by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017