poke addict

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.

The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression

by Bondpua September 16, 2013

Poke Loop

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.

Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??

by Quagmire_Alright March 6, 2012

poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...

"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!

by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

Poke Shop

A term used for a brothel

"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"

by DWICKS September 11, 2015

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014