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Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
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pedo

1. "Pedo" is a slang abbreviated form of the word "pedophile". That's a disgusting individual who likes to sexually molest children, from babies to teenagers. Sick-o's.

2. A Spanish word for "flatulence" or "fart".
1. In the seaport of Subic Bay Eric and Larry disembarked to get some panama. A little girl age around 7 offered 'BJ'. Eric said, "No. You're too young". Larry took her by the hand and said, "OK. Gimme one". Larry is a pedo, a perv, a sick mother fucker to the max.

2. Donald Trump said, "I want all you spicks out of this country. Leave now or I'll kill you!". Latinos and Latinas then turned around, mooned Trump and let off a collective pedo in his direction as their tribute to his Pompous Ass-ness.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2018
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Old man: hey cutie lil girl
Girl:eww you pedo
by Chassy April 2, 2020
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"Pedo Paul"
by itsasecret190 April 9, 2020
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The guy that stares at you through the window
Hey the guy starring at USS looks like a pedo
by I-love-cactus February 22, 2020
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The guy that follows you home
The guy that's following us looks like a pedo
by I-love-cactus February 22, 2020
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pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30
by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020
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