Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
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2. A Spanish word for "flatulence" or "fart".
2. A Spanish word for "flatulence" or "fart".
1. In the seaport of Subic Bay Eric and Larry disembarked to get some panama. A little girl age around 7 offered 'BJ'. Eric said, "No. You're too young". Larry took her by the hand and said, "OK. Gimme one". Larry is a pedo, a perv, a sick mother fucker to the max.
2. Donald Trump said, "I want all you spicks out of this country. Leave now or I'll kill you!". Latinos and Latinas then turned around, mooned Trump and let off a collective pedo in his direction as their tribute to his Pompous Ass-ness.
2. Donald Trump said, "I want all you spicks out of this country. Leave now or I'll kill you!". Latinos and Latinas then turned around, mooned Trump and let off a collective pedo in his direction as their tribute to his Pompous Ass-ness.
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