Rosa oxford

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself

Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery

by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022

The Oxford Academy

A shitty school and they think they are better than they actually are. They cry if we don't have pencils but they can barely afford food to serve us. L school L Mr Ewen but the headteacher Miss Ward has BACK

Person 1: You go The Oxford Academy my lad?
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!

by dickNIGGA123 October 3, 2022

Lucas Osorio

Lucas is the coolest mf, the nicest mf, and the mf who cares for you. Lucas Osorio is always gonna be there for you and have your back. Sometimes he may act irrational or out of pocket, but he always means well, if Lucas makes a mistake he will gladly take responsibility and accept what he did wrong. Lucas really wants you to feel loved, Lucas cares a lot for people and usually puts you first. Lucas understands you and your problems and will try to help you with any rough patch in your life. He is down to earth and knows when it’s time to goof around and have fun, and when it’s a very serious matter. Lucas will do his best not to neglect you and will make sure you have a great time in whatever you are doing. You can trust Lucas and you can depend on him in very tedious or annoying tasks. Lucas never tries to hold beef or grudges toward anyone, he believes in second chances. Lucas, the Hispanic Indian boy with a pure heart truly loves you.
But who really is Lucas? Well, I would know him best.

I am Lucas Osorio

Boy: hey is that Lucas Osorio?
Girl: yeah it is, hey Lucas!!
Boy: Man Lucas is such a great guy.
Lucas: what’s good bro

by Nothuman0_0 December 3, 2022

Autunm Oxford

awesome bbq dad and fun to beat up.

Autunm Oxford: *slaps*
Person 1: *slaps harder*
Autunm: meanie

by sal19 February 8, 2023

Enenimibo-ofori

Enenimibo-ofori is a Kalabari ijaw name that means "only God knows tomorrow". It can be shortened to "Ene" "Eneni" or "Nimi". Sometimes, people may think that only Yoruba people can answer Nimi but they are not the only tribe in Nigeria, in Kalabari ijaw "Nimi" means knowledge or to know but Yoruba don't know that because they think they are the only ones that answer Nimi. Next time when you see a Nimi don't assume they are Yoruba.

I saw Enenimibo-ofori yesterday, she looked so pretty

by Lady_m_. April 7, 2023

Lower Oxford

A nickname for Lake Orion, used by their northerly neighbor's in Oxford.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go somewhere to eat?"

Person 2: "Sure, but definitely not Lower Oxford."

by DesignedDino July 28, 2023

north oxfordshire academy.

North oxfordshire academy a peice of shit that dont give a fuck about its students only the reputation of the school, teachers care about uniform especially shoes (tf are they looking at feet for) more than the schools bullying and education.

anyone who goes here will tell you that they want to either die or burn it down.

Person 1: wow theyre depressed
Person 2: cant blame them look at theyre uniform, they go to north oxfordshire academy.

by Gaybo #1 January 27, 2024