Oklahoma wash rack

Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.

That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.

by Black008 July 31, 2013

Oklahoma Fire Hose

The act of throwing up into one's butt hole while giving them a rim job (the eating out one's butt hole) and then eating the puke out

Yo dawg tanks fo' dat outta site oklahoma fire hose it really hit da' spot!

by Off-Road Don December 17, 2010

oklahoma state

The proud and holy college of the Cowboys! Home of the gayest thing anyone has ever seen, the "Waving Wheat" Also a very loyal fan base who try and use other teams to downgrade The Oklahoma Sooners success! Although they are loyal and stay loyal. Ya know since they are the proud losers of the 1945 National Championship Game. Which they claimed as there own, and even went as far as to raise a banner for it! What a great community they have in Stillwater, from there abismal record against Oklahoma, too there concious effort to try and make them selves feel better, when Oklahoma loses to a good team. Not to Mention all of the great fans that subside there especially the old heads that never learn that Oklahoma is ultimately better in every aspect. Except wrestling. Good job guys 👏🏼👏🏼

I go to Oklahoma State! That means I hate Oklahoma University

by Jolly rancher 4572 January 30, 2018

Oklahoma Handle Bar

The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.

"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 16, 2017

Oklahoma State University

The second place college in Oklahoma. It has low standards for acceptance and boasts an impressive Agriculture and Veterinary program. It is where people that do not get into OU attend.

Person A: I got into Oklahoma State University!

Person B: Who hasn't...?

by Regretful OSU Alumni April 28, 2011

Oklahoma Sandstorm

Where you shit in sand, roll it around, and throw it at a girls face. While fingering your ass hole with sand paper. For Gay definition, see Oklahomo Sandstorm.

I gave a localist a Oklahoma Sandstorm.

by Rhyno1 July 16, 2008

Oklahoma French toast

When a guy ejaculates on toast inside a southern woman's vagina

Guy 1) Hey rick what did you and Cindy do for Valentine's?
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast

by Sean Donnie February 17, 2017