morrissey friday

A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.

"T.G.I.F., bro!"
"Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday."
"That sucks, bro."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

Eggplant Friday

A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant

Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"

by Vinny1995 December 13, 2014

DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro

So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!

by sewfertanick December 01, 2009

Black Friday

The once a year event where you go to Walmart or Best Buy to get a new TV while you avoid being trampled by 100 morons. So it's basically the bloodbath from the Hunger Games or the Shopping Purge.

Darren: KYLE WAKE UP, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?

by Chuli-P April 22, 2023

Navy Friday

Thursday.

(with drinking)

Hey, Chief, let's go get blasted.
But it's only Thursday.
Hell naw, it's Navy Friday.

by Murry D September 23, 2010

Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.

Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!

by L Esposito December 24, 2010

Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021