nipple pants

When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.

"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."

by Fake Pete December 18, 2006

nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.

"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

nipple parka

A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.

James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

nipple gripple

the action of twisting someones nipples in an effort to cause pain.
the attacker will usually shout "nipple gripple"

hey bob... NIPPLE GRIPPLE. ha ha

by george of the jungle June 18, 2004

Nipple Water

When we are in the shower with your girlfriend and you are sucking on her nipples and you get a mouth full of water.

I was in the shower and got a mouthful of nipple water.

by scottyontop September 20, 2010

shoulder nipple

n: the small bumps that form on top of the shoulders of shirts (typically men's, but not exclusively) after they have been hung on clothes hangers.

"I wanted t wear this shirt today, but when I took it out of the closet it had shoulder nipples on it."

by Evan Jewett August 26, 2006

Nipple Nectar

another name for milk

We're out of Nipple Nectar, will you get some when you're at the store?

by Hobb_E_Horse September 25, 2008