Nomosexual

Having No Sexual orientation.
Never having feeling's for anyone.
A stupid insult used by annoying freshman.

Bob- "See Windy over there? I hear she's a Nomosexual."

Ryan- "Ooh, that's harsh."

by RyanE123 March 11, 2009

Swamp Noose

A Dirty Vagina

Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?

Floyd: Yea?

Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!

by uSwampNoose March 25, 2010

Negin&Noosheen

Compound word used to define services performed by prostitutes for money.
Negin, derived from the Italian word 'kneegiv' meaning 'Kneeling'.
Noosheen, from the Greek 'poo-sheen' meaning 'back door'.

The crack addict stood on the corner offering to take all cummers in the Negin&Noosheen for $20.

"Mommy, look. That hooker has a runny nose". "No dear, she's just full from doing too much Negin&Noosheen".

The drunken hooker kept getting confused. She would always fart after Negin and spit after Noosheen.

Stupid hooker!

by scrotum static May 25, 2004

novusalerecon

noun, 1. a person having the traits of a conservative, persisting from an earlier time while having been known of or exhibited for a short time in recent history. 2. an ultra right wing, constitutional constructionist, commie-hating, fundamentalist, God-fearing, uber-nationalist, antidiversity, non-multiculturalist, war mongering, crusader, zionist, hegemonic, capitalist, red-baiting, jingoist, gun nut extremist.

The novusalerecons are always fighting with the neocons and the paleocons.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd December 28, 2005

oos noos

To mastubate. To wack off. To Jack off

I oos noosed yesterday.
I was oos noosing in the morning.
Do you want to oos noos?

by Barhoom March 13, 2009

Noosh

A word to mean a noob plus a doosh.

Larry: Did you see tom crash his brand new Acura into the lake?
Johnny: Yeah, what a noosh!

by labstar February 5, 2009

Noosh

nube + a dosh
and it comes out noosh

noosh = lauren and mer

by i am tori April 28, 2009