tu eruditionis habes est

The act of having one job.
And somehow manage to fuck it up

Ordering a quarter pounder from McDonald's and get a fish fillet. Mcdonalds tu eruditionis habes est

by nourthern candia April 26, 2023

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me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.

by Alailakimmm April 25, 2021

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<.7.9<.7.9.7.6.>Oye Tu Vos No Es un Juego<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 05, 2025

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When someone crosses the line, when one person is angry and the second one keeps teasing him so touching the caiman , comunitario used in Spain

yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas, pero no dices que no te advirtió que no me gusta quando se habla de mí hermana.

by Majete August 19, 2017

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esta frase es lo que es, un me como a tu perro y a tu abuela si no vas y das stream a walls, icarus falls y por supuesto fine line

me como a tu perro

by cucutreameloido September 02, 2020

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"What happened last night?"

"Tu mama en mi cama🤗💞"

"oh"

by teenyweeny69 May 18, 2022

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its a comeback when somebody try to come at you , it's basically like "your mom" but in Spanish.

"Melissa your pussy stinks"
Melissa's comeback would be "tu Madre"

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