myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves.
out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.
more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.
out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.
more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.
by The Johnny S. Of PT April 17, 2007
Soon to be shut down for reasons including; potential paedophile grooming ground, mass copyright infringements, spreading the disease known as "emo" around the globe.
Damn those emo myspace fags.
I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.
I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.
by The Asshatter December 18, 2006
The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt!~!~~~"-ness.
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
by Emma and the 1000 Paper cranes August 19, 2006
A place for emo teens who wear girls jeans (whether male or female) to make fake friends who are really rapists, murderers, and child molesters. These so-called "friends" take pictures from scenesters everywhere and combine them to look like a hot teenager. It's a site for people with no life to whine about having no life. And to beg for picture comments for people to tell them how cute they think they are. They post emo lyrics and captions everywhere and they talk about how ugly they are, but yet, they have a bunch of pictures.
by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006
A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.
Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
by jersey kid January 28, 2008
a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...
by [[gh3man]] July 23, 2008