Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019

mong

a word used to describe someone who is utterly fucking retarded

guy1:*smashes head on table*

guy2:your a fucking mong you know

by ying yong ping pong September 1, 2020

mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana

"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"

by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021

Mong

Kelsey mcwilliams

Kelsey is a mong

Money Kelsey

by Chloexxx12345667 September 20, 2020

mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.

Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?

by H.A.CM March 11, 2014

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Mong

A mong is someone mentally or physically challenged

Jake is a mong

by anonymous December 27, 2020