Do you want Oklahoma but with no lakes and ten times as fucking boring? Missouri is right there. Crackheads, drugs, abandoned buildings? We have it all. Wanna shoot up? Ask your neighbor for some heroin! Here at missouri well give you whatever you want if you got a gun pointed towards our head! Well except the rednecks they get a little feisty if you walk across there house. Also perfect for kidnappings! Cops don’t give a shit here in Missouri! Ever wanted all your shit robbed? Welcome to Missouri we’re there’s a pedophile and criminal in every half a mile radius!
Guy 1: Let’s move to Missouri!
Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!
Guy 2: I’ve always wanted to smoke laced weed at a kum & go parking lot. Let’s go!
by The druggy across the stree June 28, 2022
Get the Missourimug. by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023
Get the Missouri meter stickmug. A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023
Get the Missouri ring of fire.mug. by Chilebeso October 22, 2015
Get the Missouri microphonemug. Joint I travelled thru on a road trip to Oklahoma City. All I remember about it is that there was trees on the side of the highway.
by CrossingTheFrenchBorder July 28, 2023
Get the Rolla, Missourimug. Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
by Eatme2 May 16, 2020
Get the Clever Missourimug. by missouricocksucker April 4, 2025
Get the Missouri Cocksuckermug.