Milf

Man, I love frogs :)

Jerry: "hey Tom ready to go hiking?"
Tom: "....milf...."
Jerry: "what?"
Tom: "just thinkin bout frogs :)"

by KikoKasai July 31, 2021

MILF

your mom

Your mom is a MILF

by mrbuttersworth September 16, 2021

milf

sarah paulson or gillian anderson

you: "gillian anderson is such a milf"
your friend: "yes i agree! and so is sarah paulson"

by bettertulip April 1, 2021

milf

Mother, I Like Furbies

I told my other I am a milf, so she bought me a furby

by RamenNoodlington December 22, 2020

milf

a hot ass mom

"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"

by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 9, 2019

milf

Maidens I'd Love to Finance

Person1: She's definitely a milf
Person2: My sister is not a mom
Person1: Yea, I said she was a milf

by Z__ September 3, 2019

Milf

A hot mom/middle aged woman. (preferrably has kids). Has to be 30-50 no higher or lower.

Look at brittany! Shes a total milf.

by wrenandfriends April 7, 2021