mid week blues

A healthy bout of sad emotions and feels that occur half way through the week after a weekend of debauchery involving ecstasy.

"Hey man, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, just come down with the mid week blues after last weekend."

by eedeee April 7, 2015

mid-day wipe

A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.

Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.

by Jrubadub November 7, 2010

Mid Twenties Rage

That moment in the mid twenties when you don't want to pretend to be mature anymore like you felt you needed to in your early twenties and you decide to rage until you reach your late twenties.

Mid Twenties Rage.

by LastNight______ August 3, 2011

mid school boner

A random ass boner in school.

"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni

by EJ the prp April 16, 2008

mid-college crisis

the state of being in which a 2nd year college student still feels completely lost and attempts to re-examine the meaning of one's pathetic little life before becoming another useless member of society.

Up 'til now, his dream had always been to become a veternarian. Now, going through his mid-college crisis, Jesse's doubting all of his own abilities.

by katy [props to the mek!] October 4, 2004

Mid Piss Shivers

That shiver that runs down your spine mid piss, and throws urine all over the toilet seat.

"Dude, why did you piss all over my toilet seat?"

"Sorry man I had the mid piss shivers."

by Bellabob February 13, 2014

mid-wipe crisis

while you are wiping your ass, someone walks on you while you are doing the act

You have massive diaherra and while you are in the middle of wiping your ass. Someone walks in on you while you are wiping and you are shocked they saw that. Which would be your mid-wipe crisis.

by DEG256 October 12, 2009