Michigan Bowler

When you approach a man from behind and play his balls with your index and middle finger while penatrating your thumb up his anus.

He'll give me a Michigan Bowler I'll never forget.

by Patricio Bernard DeGouveia December 10, 2006

Pure Michigan

When while having sex, as your just about to cum, you yell very loudly " Pure Michigan " and then proceed to back hand slap the shit out of your partner. ( Hand must be open in the fashion that it look like the state of Michigan. )

" When having a good time, It's always Pure Michigan for me and my wife!"

by Milicigan Man November 14, 2009

michigan pretty

Pretty for a northern girl, with her features possibly obscured by a large down coat. A northern girl who is pretty, but you can't be too certain of it.

Being in Austin it was easy. But now that I'm in Lansing, I don't see anything but Michigan pretty - and, Man, that's risky!

by Caffeine and Irony December 6, 2005

Michigander

A driver, usually from the state of Michigan, who drives in the left lane, refusing to move over.

That damn Michigander should move over into the right lane!

by Therickman November 11, 2004

Michigan

The only state where you can hold up your hand, point, and say i live THERE -> because your hand is your map

A state where it can be 30 degrees one day, and 80 degrees the next

Residents have there own pick up line, 'Will you hold my map?'

I live in Michigan, it's cold.
'Will you hold my map?' is my favorite pickup line.

by lucky389 November 30, 2011

michigan state

the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome

i love michigan state

by Jessica May 2, 2004

Michigan

The best state. The home of cars and cereal.

The best MI cites:
Benton Harbor
Detroit
K-Zoo
Flint Grand Rapids

Every city except Hell, Michigan

Nothing like good ol' Michigan.

by M Ville November 6, 2006