Skip to main content

Melissa

German name, meaning Spoons. Can also be spelled Löffels and Cucharas. Is often very pretty, and sometimes retarded.
Melissa likes to eat her Leek mixture with a Löffel.
by MgkMerlin February 6, 2010
mugGet the Melissa mug.

Melissa Carey

This bitch is a lesbian. But she covers it up by dating boys with names such as matt or dan. She's a cool girl to hang out with but don't be surprised when she kicks you out of the bed in the middle of the night for taking too much blanket. Melissa Carey can be used as a verb to show violence in the middle of the night but not remembering it the next morning or an adjective to explain a closet nerd.
"Wow dude you Melissa Careyed me last night"
or
Friend #1: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Friend #2: "Nah, I hafta study tonight.."
Friend #1: "Come on dude you're being Melissa Carey"
by pooh bearrrr March 4, 2011
mugGet the Melissa Carey mug.
Related Words

Melissa

Melissa is a bad kid that sneaks out and has intercourse in the back of cars don't have a Melissa. She is the biggest thot ever
Melissa had sex with jerry in the back of a car what a thot
by Melissabeathotassbitchnigga September 12, 2017
mugGet the Melissa mug.

Dirty Melissa

Why you got such a dirty Melissa
by Mind dirty April 3, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Melissa mug.

Melissa

A blood sucking demon whore. Loves as much sexual attention as she can get. Cheats, steals and lies to get what she wants. Has an ego the size of an elephant. Appears to be a very good person but is busting at the seems with evil manipulative thoughts and actions. Takes advantage of sweet, kind innocent men to suck their blood and use them for finances while she prowls for the next visctim. Heartless, untalented, attention loving whore.
Oh, she stole your money after cheating on you with two guys this week, and a girl?!! Oh that's deffiantely a melissa!
by 9126381236 June 23, 2011
mugGet the Melissa mug.

Melissa

a young lady who feeds off the souls of men.
there for being a hooker. she also has rather small boobs.
but also is quite a good friend and needs to be coached on not wanting everyones nuts.
girl1:"THAT MELISSA IS MAKING OUT WITH EVERYONE!!!"

girl2: "But she's a really good friend. Not just a hooker."
by inkflower July 13, 2010
mugGet the Melissa mug.

Melissa

A girl who is basic af. The kind of person you meet at Coachella that goes there for the gram. Probably a millionaire. 💁
Guy 1: Wow who paid for that car
Melissa: I was feeling so sad because my daddy couldn't take me shopping so he bought me a new shiny car!
Guy 1: smh
by Urtherg April 30, 2019
mugGet the Melissa mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email