Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.

I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.

by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018

Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth

Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb

by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023

Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth

I totally surprised her with a big mayonnaise bomb last night

by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023

mayonnaise

burger sauce, dumbass

mayonnaise more like mayonnaids

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2023

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023

Vulva mayonnaise

A jar full of Harry Munk draped all over a lucky ladys vulva.

Similar to garlic sauce on a kebab.

I spat my Vulva mayonnaise all over her Chevy Chase

by Jamo666 December 10, 2023

jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023