The Mayor of Monon

A sexual act. You must cum into the eye of your partner. and then punch them in the same eye. You then must ask them "Yeah, you like that son?" in a backwoods hillbilly accent.

I hooked up with this chick last night and made her The Mayor of Monon.

by TheMayorofMurica June 26, 2018

Vikki mayor

I love her so much and I will smash her again and again

Sexy and kind and filled with my love for her - Vikki mayor is that who you mean

by Kenzom89927 May 6, 2022

Mr. Mayor

The only lumberjack on earth that can comfortably wear a fucking polo

Do you smell that shit.....Oh must be mr. Mayor

by Fjcoab May 30, 2018

Mallory

A compleat hore

She is shuch a mallory.

by The ???? March 3, 2009

Mayor

A male cheerleader.

Haha! Look at the Mayor! What a dork!

by LuigiMan June 19, 2003

Mallory

a lowlife wanna be, with no friends, the white of her eyes are blue, she thinks she is the shit and lies about EVERYTHING

look out, that girl is a total Mallory. She is gonna lie to you and try to be like you and try to steal all of your friends...

did you hear that girl trying to tell a joke? what a Mallory...

by mexiblack April 25, 2009

mallory

A type of nickname for a tungsten alloy used in the manufacture of counterweights in cars.

Jim used and odd type of slang, "Mallory" for tungsten when we told me about counterweights!

by yoshideath September 1, 2007