A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.
by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019
Get the Mattmug. by I'm a fat February 26, 2020
Get the Mattmug. A matt is a Nice guy but also a shy guy at times.He says one thing like i like you then says i never liked you.He is a huge gamer and it might take years to get him off. If you meet a matt you are going to want to keep him. At times he won't be confident to tell you his feelings. But you must give time to tell you all of his feelings. He is very funny and wierd.
by Todays mastermind January 18, 2015
Get the Mattmug. Matt is o ur friend
by That guy who eats in bath tub May 14, 2021
Get the Mattmug. A short, monkey lookin dude with cool shades. Watch out for his hairline, the peak is razor sharp. He’s the type of guy to drive a 2001 Toyota Corolla with his third leg.
Hey who’s that dude over there? He looks pretty cool in his 2001 Toyota Corolla.
Oh that’s Matt. You should see his shades
Oh that’s Matt. You should see his shades
by Htoms ailema March 23, 2020
Get the Mattmug. A very amazing person. Athletic, great stramina, and a very caring person on the inside. Loyal and trustworthy, he is sure to be there for you till the end.
by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020
Get the Mattmug.